“These breasts were made for jacking!” read the headline next to Angela’s photo on the cover of the December 2004 issue of Voluptuous. Angela was merely Nineteen years old when that issue hit the newsstands, likewise young to buy a beer in the United States, old enough to brandish her bonk holes for all the world to see.
“Trust me, if I like u, u won’t need to buy me any beer to get into my trousers,” Angela disclosed. “I’ll be all over you. I may be only Nineteen, but you’ve at not time watched a hornier teenager than me! I would give u so much tit play. I’d engulf you off so worthy, and I’d let u screw my butt so unbending, you’d be dying! Trust me, you’d be begging me to cool my jets.”
Trust us, Angela. We sincerely doubt that.