The person who wrote about mambos, “You’ve seen 2, you’ve watched ’em all,” was an idiot who not ever saw Lara Jones as well as all of the sensational sweater-busters at SCORELAND. Anyone who has the great luck to date Lara would be advised to take up weight-lifting to strengthen his arms.
That brings us to the million-dollar question: Will single female Lara judo-flip a lad into sofa just now following the 1st date, if that lady-killer manages to get one?
“It depends,” Lara says with the dexterity of a politician accomplished in speaking to the press. “It is all about what I feel in that pont of time. It could be yeah or no. I would never say, ‘I will not ever have sex with a buck on the 1st date’ or ‘I always have sex on the first date.’ It’s about how we make a connection and how much we adore each other. If we do, then maybe. But not definitely.”
Whatever her views on the subject, Lara acquires our votes ‘coz we stand behind the breasty platform on which she runs.