If you’re a woman chaser who has a foremost buddy, you are responsible for a hardly any things. The 1st is lying for your buddy whenever that lady-killer needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and fib until u die or at least receive your ally on the phone to warn him. The second thing u are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain a matter of joke. The last thing you’re responsible for, and probably the majority important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars gogo dancer, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot bimbo who is plan to drain his testicles of every final drop of his single-man baby batter. A bimbo like Holly Halston. This lap dancer takes it up her horny pussy, in the face hole and most-importantly, up her tight a-hole.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.