Sgt. Tit Sucker should receive down on his hands and knees and thank anybody for recruiting big-jugged sexbomb Candace Von. That smooth operator rarely receives recruits with a rack like Candace at boob camp.
Candace has gotten all his attention since she arrived at the camp. In fact, all of the other recruits have left and enlisted in the navy instead. That petticoat chaser doesn’t actually give a shag, not when this Lothario can give two bonks or more about Private Von.
Now the 2 of them spend all day and night going over her basic training. It’s a miracle his overworked balls haven’t deserted and gone A.W.O.L.
Sgt. Tit Sucker will not at all acquire to do jumping jacks ever once more. With a recruit like Candace Von below him, he’ll at not time have to jack afresh. He’ll be pitching enough tents to fill a camp ground.