Some girls have at no time dropped out of the top five in the Model Directory at XL Girls. Guess who’s one of ’em? Allie Pearson is from Texas. You know Texas. Everything is bigger than typical there. Especially the funbags. We gotta wonder if Allie has any curvacious girlfriends. Birds of a feather, ya know. We can’t get over her. Each time Allie appears, we prepare to fall in adore.
XLGirls: The number of studs in your life who have said to u, “I cant in a relationship with u anymore. Your love melons are also big”?
Allie: Zero, and you are right. Not ‘coz of that.
XLGirls: Do you play any sports?
Allie: No. My love bubbles are very sensitive. They take a toll on my back after a whilst, likewise.
XLGirls: Are u sure you’re wearing the right-size bras?
Allie: I usually wear sports bras.
Allie: I know, but I have to acquire bras fitted, and it’s been also long since I’ve done that. Underwires are a problem. I’ve to get measured properly for bras.
XLGirls: There’s no shortage of volunteers for that job.