“I’m Really Shy”

What club do u currently dance in?

I am not a exotic dancer currently. I haven’t been for over a year. I am busy being a construction contractor now! I do miss learning recent pole tricks and becoming stronger and more pliant. If the poles in DC exotic dancing clubs weren’t so short, I’d be all over them afresh. I adore lengthy poles.

How lengthy had u been lap dancing?

About a year altogether. Not terribly long, I know.

Did u originally go to an exotic-dancer school or are you self-taught?

Self-taught. I used to go in early when no one was there, with my laptop, and try to mimic some of the more-complex moves I’d identify on YouTube.

Did u do pole exotic dancing? Any girl-girl stage play?

Yes, I truly adored pole dancing all by itself. I’d do some girl-girl stage play with cuties I befriended, likewise. I loved girl/girl play. Hell, I like any job where I receive paid to sexually harass my coworkers.

Did you do lap dances also?

Yep. My lap dances were hot!

What type of costumes and shoes did you like wear on stage?

I looked pretty great in my schoolgirl outfit and PVC headmistress boots with the braces and all. But I likewise had dresses and neon bikinis and the ever-classy plastic stripper heels. I crave I got the ones with the lights in ’em. Hell, I wish I detected some with little plastic fish floating in them. I would have worn the hell with out those! With a stringy, dark, strap micro-bikini and a cane and a gigantic fuzzy, purple pimp hat with zebra stripes. With some purple sunglasses. That would have been my look hands down-70s style pimp, workin’ the lap dancer pole. Fuck…if I had one regret about quitting, it’d be not wearing that.

What mistakes do boyz make in disrobe clubs?

Not tipping well. Most other things can be forgiven, but strippers are there to make cash.

What should a buck talk about if he’s spending time with a dancer in a undress club?

No thing. Shut up and have pleasure a bare goddess exotic dancing on u!

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