Each time a TSG editor or art director goes out for lunch, this chab hopes this chab will get a waitress buff adore Liza Biggs in this scene. Sadly, this never happens. But a charmer can fantasy large, or BIGGS in this case.
SCORELAND: So you’re 28. Have u ever been an gogo dancer?
Liza: I’ve been to exotic dancing clubs in advance of but not to dance.
SCORELAND: What happens when you go to clubs?
Liza: I usually acquire tons of attention from the strippers. They usually wanna come over and play with my milk sacks.
SCORELAND: They should tip you.
Liza: They should! They play with them, bounce ’em, take up with the tongue them.
SCORELAND: And you have not at any time gotten the urge to go on-stage?
Liza: No, I’ve not at any time been on-stage. It’s just never been my thing.
SCORELAND: So had you ever had sex on-camera?
Liza: Nope. At not time before shooting with you lads.
SCORELAND: Ever posted stripped photos on the internet?
Liza: No. Well, not on the internet.
SCORELAND: Not on the internet? So where do u put them?
Liza: Well, everyone sends photos of themselves now and then. Either to allies or people you are interested in.
SCORELAND: Why isn’t it ok for lads to send shlong images, but gals can send tit fotos?
Liza: Cuz weenies aren’t cute. Wobblers are very pretty. That’s indeed the only difference.
SCORELAND: But u love ramrods, right?
Liza: I mean, I love ’em. But I don’t have to watch ’em. I know what they look like.
SCORELAND: So bra buddies are glamorous and it is ok to send tit photos.
Liza: Yes, all the time.
SCORELAND: So the difference betwixt a boy sending a 10-Pounder pic, and a angel sending a tit pic is…
Liza: The creep factor. The creep factor jumps Twenty levels when u send a dick pic. But the creep factor drops when u send funbags. Everyone is love, “Well, if you’re comfortable, I’m comfortable.”
SCORELAND: And when a lad sends a wang pic to a hotty, this babe flaunts it to her friends and they make joy of it.
Liza: Yeah. We send it to all of our friends and we snicker at you.
SCORELAND: And when a goddess sends tit fotos to a lad, they brandish it to their allies and they all jack off.