In the DVD More To Fuck, John the Bachelor need to choose his hotty from a head-spinning selection of fleshy sex-bombs: Anna Kay, Melonie Max, Alanna Ackerman, Destiny Rose and cute and cuddly Tatiana Blair. While More To Copulate was a parody of exposes adore The Bachelor, Tatiana could have too played Snooki in a parody of Jersey Shore. Except with much, much, bigger, natural mangos. Mind boggling wobblers.
“When it’s hot I’ll just wear tank-tops and a mini-skirt,” told Tatiana, a worthwhile girl who may or may not realize that her mere presence tortures dudes. “Like I told, I like to be comfortable. And if anyone doesn’t love it, I do not care. I have been pulled over quite a hardly any times, and when I was younger I didn’t have a driver’s license. So when that would happen I’d just pull my shirt down, and it worked. The cop would walk over all made water off, and then when I rolled down the window that smooth operator would just be staring at my whoppers and stuttering. I got away with a lot of warnings when I was speeding marvelous fast.”