When u meet a sweetheart with larger than standard love melons and you ask her out on a date and this babe replies, “I don’t actually wanna go out. I kind of urge to stay in and just hang out,” this is code for, “Get me undressed and fuck my melons.” We know it doesn’t sound like that, but trust us, we’re experts. This is a consummate opportunity to suggest a little game of poker. What kind of poker? Strip poker, of course. (Instead of Texas Hold THEM, you can play Titties, Hold ‘EM.) If she doesn’t know how to play, you can always educate her. (Honey bunnys love to learn and like fellows who wanna teach.) In the end it’s a win-win for everybody. That babe gets some quality time with you and u have to stick your ramrod in between her couple. Do not make no doubt of us? Just take a watch Sara Jay getting her fullsome funbags pounded and coated. This started off as an innocent game of poker and ended up a serious game of shove her.