Just some other day at the office? No way! Not when Lisa Canon is working there. Who has time for business? That’s a waste of energy when Lisa is envisaging to get down and bawdy. Desks are too uncomfortable for Lisa to acquire rogered on so why shag on them when there’s a nice, plush chair nearby! If more businesses allowed on-the-job sex, the production levels would rise and workers would be happier and more fulfilled and would completely forget about asking for a raise. The solely raise they’d receive would be the one in their trousers. That’s sound economic theory to us; let the naysayers and morality police say what they desire. Receive a gal like Lisa Canon in every office say we. Which reminds your editors of a laughable story about smth that happened to Lisa in an office. “Once at a job interview. This was when I was actually young. I dropped without school so I needed to go get a job. So I thought maybe if I wore something low-cut that Lothario would give me a job, but it didn’t work. One popped out. This chab was like, ‘Ma’am…your boob.’ And I was love, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry!’ And I tucked it back in. That was not supposed to happen. I didn’t acquire the job, though!” What an idiot that lad was. But there was a reason he did not hire her. It ultimately led to Lisa cuming here! Call it the ripple-nipple effect.